Monday, February 27, 2012

More tidbits!

Well let's see.. what news should I mess with first?? I apologize for my extended absence, but after last round, I needed a break to re-think some things and decide how best to handle some underhanded people. So I'll visit the week's highlights, then move on to the lowlights!

I'm very excited!! The SLuicide Girls have moved into Alura Hills!! I'm a great admirer of the blog and am thrilled that those sexy, tattooed ladies are going to be creating their own brand of mischief in our fair town!

The Alura Times Gazette has released the first issue of our newspaper. Editor-In-Chief is yours truly. For all our residents there is a paper waiting for you near your front door, grab when you have a chance! There's also going to be copies sent out via notice and available at the cafe! If anyone is interested in having a column or advertising in the newspaper, please talk to me or Madam Sah.

There's only 3 days to get your pics in for the Aleida casting competition! See past notices for notecard or stop in at one of the shops for details.

Saturday, I always like to sail on a Gondola in Isola Alura, it’s amazing the change crossing the pier will do in environment from the hustle and bustle of the Alura Hills to the serene quiet sound of ocean. If you haven't seen the new addition to this part of town, you should, it's gorgeous! More on this next blog!

Cade Nansen has moved into one of the studio lofts in town. This hunky guy is recently single and needed some decorating help. Renovations on his rooftop are in progress! Please tell me you're going to indulge in some sunbathing Cade! I want a schedule!

The real estate market has skyrocketed in the past few days, could it be due to the new changes going on in City Hall? Welcome new residents! We've seen a huge boom in housing population over the last few days! I'm going to have some fun with this. Our new DA is overturning zoning laws and trampling over city codes right, left and center.. more to follow.

Lastly, we've added another music set to the Friday Night Street Party for the the Europeans that don't want to or can't be up all night long to party with us! Please join us 10am-1pm slt for the awesome DJ Lynx! I thinks she's going to go with a crazy fantasy theme mixed with 60s rock!

On that note, I've gone on long enough for one day. I'll be back tomorrow to have at our new DA!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Throwing down the gauntlet!

So Mr. District Attorney, you want to play? Let's play! Messing about with my private server and deleting or altering my pics, pissed me off if you hadn't guessed. It was done on either your orders or by you personally. Though I doubt it was done by you personally, as most politicians lack the technical knowledge to be an effective hacker. Or much knowledge that would be of any practical use other than to be smarmy. Your notice proved that you're not much more than an opportunistic drone with the same old things to say. How about those disappearances? Any insight yet?
I wonder about the seduction scene with Madam... Who was doing the seducing? Letting Madam think she was seducing you to gather you in her back pocket? Or is this a mutually beneficial relationship? One in which you get her money for campaign funding in exchange for manipulating the town council in her favor? Or turning a blind eye to her 'affairs' about town?

Saturday, February 18, 2012


You may be wondering what this picture is of??? Guess what?? I'm wondering as well....
I came home last night and uploaded my pics from the ball at Lure Manor, then went to bed.. Figuring i'd write the blog this morning. I woke up to this!! All my pictures had be either wiped or done over this "you do not have clearance to view this content - alura hills city hall - rowen devlin" bullshit!! WTF! This is my own private blog, and last I knew internet regulation was federal business!! NOT the business of our new District Attorney on the take!

Oh yes, boys and girls, you heard me say it! Our new District Attorney, Rowen Devlin, is in the hip pocket of Madam Sah, the Lure heiress. At the party last night, I personally heard Madam say she was 'above the law'. Then it was alluded to that it must be nice to own the DA... to which Madame replied that she was just taking an 'interest'. Rowen was voted in by the board of old town Alura...and how does old town play into any of this?? The rumors say that Madam is taking an 'interest' in the revitalization of old town.. I'm sure there's strings attached to any monies changing hands. Oh and did I mention they, Rowen and Sah, threatened to go have sex on my desk?? I retorted that if they did that, I do the same, in her bed!

All that aside, it was an amazing party! Fabulous tunes by DJ Lynx, and hosted by Dagmar and Paola. Beautiful dancers from the Moulin Rouge hung from the rafters and other place, and there was a far bit of bare skin shown, including mine. (btw, Dean James, nice ass, and other bits) Turnout was extraordinary, as other rooms in the Manor were opened as 'playrooms'. People drifted in and out of the main room to go 'explore'. I was otherwise occupied by my fabulously handsome dance partners.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Ball Invitations!

Hello Lovelies! I've been informed that today is the last day to RSVP for the masquerade ball taking place tomorrow night at Lure Manor!

The skies over Alura Hills have been filled with the flapping beat of crow's wings, as invitations take flight across the grid. IM Madam Sah (Impatwin Toxx) to get on the guest list!

I'm still undecided whether I'm going to trust that there is no nefarious motives behind my invitation..... To be continued.. as usual

Wednesday, February 15, 2012


As I sit here at my kitchen table, with my ever-present cup of coffee, I stare at a set of no-copy keys. The invitation lays next to the keys on the rich oak tabletop. Leaning back in the chair, the steeple of my fingertips propping up my chin.... How interesting... I would think I would be the last person in town to be invited to this 'ball' on Friday, or be allowed to pass keys to others.
I'm of two minds about it... Is this Madam's way of an olive branch as a way of making the peace? Or a way to get her finely-manicured claws into my hide? While I have a certain disregard for my own safety, stepping foolishly through the dragon's maw, seems precipitous... even for me. Time shall tell. I wonder if she's heard about my little investigation into her political dabbling.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

A Crow, A Key and An Invite

Hello Lovelies! I went in town yesterday, and found an illuminating light over the fountain in the center of town. In the center of the light, hung in mid-air, a glowing key. A person can reach out and touch it, and right click on it as well. There are glowing keys elsewhere in town, and one hidden in my personal space.... But.. the weirdness doesn't end there...

I awoke this morning, grabbed my coffee and headed outside to the deck to enjoy the sunrise. There, on the railing, black as night, stood a crow, with an envelope in its beak, and a packet tied to its leg. Must be the training, because it stood there calmly, letting me unlace the black ribbon ensnaring the packet. Dropping the linen envelope at my feet,.. a single caw.. and took flight off into the rising day.
Opening the envelope first, find the enclosed picture invitation with the words on the back...HOSTED by Dagmar Haiku & Paola von Tauber!
When: Friday, Feb. 17th
Time: 5PM-9PM SLT
Location: LURE Manor
Dress code: Dark, gothic, fetish, and latex with a 1700s twists
Tasteful Nudity Allowed | Masks REQUIRED

To gain free access to LURE Manor for Carnival Only please send a NC or IM to Madam Sah (Impatwin Toxx) with your name and guest. You will be added to the access list and receive event key Thursday

In the packet... 5 non-copy keys.... to be continued

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Strange Lights

Mysterious beams of light came last night over the Manor shooting what looked to be human figures under the ground. following another beam that came over Alura and now hovers a weird glowing key with an eery chant. When touched, it speaks to you with a warning or guidance. The occurrence has made night fall over the town with no reason why.
I suddenly feel like I'm in an episode of the 'Twilight Zone.' Methinks Madam's communing or playing with or making deals with things she has no business messing about with. Coincidence this is the run-up to Carnivale? Probably not, and I'll place good odds that it also has something to do with the murder of crows on the wing about town as well.
I'm going into town later to see what i can find out, and try to track where these lights are landing and play detective... Something's afoot, yet again!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

On the wings of a messenger

Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice once said.. The skies over our fair town have been awash with the darkness of the winged. That murder of crows seen arriving a few days ago, would appear being put to use.
Last night, Madam Sah was spied with a crow hovering nearby. The bird was given an object thought to be a key, then it headed off into the approaching night. The key dangling from its beak, wings beating with purpose, the flutter and flap fading into the distance... destination only known to Madam and the recipient of said key.
Madam's up to something. Another game to play, an exclusive event, or simply a message? Time will tell.. stay tuned lovelies!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Carnivale, Crime, and other tidbits

Hello Lovelies! I know it's been a few days, but I'm fighting a nasty cold at the moment, so the brain cells are moving slower than normal. So what's been happening in Alura Hills??? Let's see...

Our District Attorney elect Rowen Devlin, has promised all the usual politician things to get his foot into City Hall. We'll see if he actually keeps his word. His personal involvement with a certain party is disconcerting to say the least.
The lack of a mayor and sheriff is still troubling, and noises are being made about head-hunting candidates from outside of Alura Hills. I would recommend that the disappearances of previous office holders be left out of the sales pitch.
The Friday Night Street Parties with DJ Lynx have been an absolute blast! We're going to continue doing these as long as the people continue to come! It's been very interesting to people watch. Some of the interactions set the mind ablaze with curiosity! Last week's theme was Clue Party/vintage with Lynx spinning some amazing tunes! This week's theme is Roaring 20s~ Gangsters and Molls. The party will take place 6-9pm slt probably in the streets in front of the ballroom. IM me for details.
The Full Package Male Dance Revue visited our little town last Thursday. One word.... HAWT!!
They'll be back next month.
Carnivale is descending upon us quickly, and there's a rumor going around about a masquerade ball taking place up at Lure Manor! That would fit with the flurry of activity taking place up the hill. Performance artists have hit town, and the most curious arrival... a bird trainer with a murder of crows (how appropriate). I wonder what that's about...

Saturday, February 4, 2012

The Full Package visits Alura Hills

The temperature at Mermaid Cove in Alura Hills almost reached boiling point Thursday, as the sexy men from The Full Package Male Dance Revue paid us a visit! These guys are some of the most eloquent emoters on the grid with the physiques to match. The crowd experienced 90 minutes of amazing synced dancing, and sizzling hot emotes. The turnout was incredible, almost packing Mermaid Cove to capacity.
Led by Klark Harvy, The Full Package has been ensnaring the imaginations of ladies all over SL for over a year now. They do regular shows on Thursdays and Saturdays at a variety of venues, including their home venue, The Depot. I highly encourage a perusal of their fabulous show! We're hoping to make them a regular guest performer in Alura Hills. Stay tuned for more details!