Sunday, November 20, 2011
Hello lovelies! It's beginning to look a lot like the holidays here in town. The paparazzi have begun to trickle in, filling the hotel, waiting with bated breath for the annual influx of celebrities! The retailers are at it already, much to my eternal disgust! Some had put up their nauseating 'buy now for Christmas' signs before I returned. Ugh.
The town elders have outdone themselves this year.. the decorations are more tasteful than the last few years, they must have fired the talentless hack that defiled the town square with the technicolor neon last year. That designer needed to be run out of town on a rail. I couldn't help but get a few well-placed digs in at her during the last party i saw her at.
The few well-to-do residents that live here year round have had the help scurrying about town, securing the delicacies for the Thanksgiving dinners about to happen on Thursday. Turkey's not good enough for these people..My source at the specialty market is telling me, that Kobe beef and alpaca are going to be the main courses gracing the tables here, and that alpaca is the trendy choice this year, being followed closely by wild boar.